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Friday, November 24, 2006
You Know You're Addicted to Coding When...
Triple espresso's start tasting bland
You have nightmares about COBOL and ADA.
Instead of using MS Word, you type your essay for school in HTML using NotePad.
School? What's that?
You laugh at movies that show programmers at work.
You walk outside and wonder why the sun doesn't make a lens-flare in your eye....
You get withdrawal symptoms if you're away from a computer for more than 3 hours
(Lines_of_Code) / (Hours_of_Sleep) < (Number_of_Energy_Drinks_Consumed)
You're pressing CTRL+S every 5 minutes, in every application..
You end each line you type with ";", even plain english ones
You code your own support software for the digital camera you just bought
Your 4 year old son has seen you login and out of Windows and Linux so much that he can do it himself.
You have more groceries inside your keyboard than in your fridge.
Triple espresso's start tasting bland
You have nightmares about COBOL and ADA.
Instead of using MS Word, you type your essay for school in HTML using NotePad.
School? What's that?
You laugh at movies that show programmers at work.
You walk outside and wonder why the sun doesn't make a lens-flare in your eye....
You get withdrawal symptoms if you're away from a computer for more than 3 hours
(Lines_of_Code) / (Hours_of_Sleep) < (Number_of_Energy_Drinks_Consumed)
You're pressing CTRL+S every 5 minutes, in every application..
You end each line you type with ";", even plain english ones
You code your own support software for the digital camera you just bought
Your 4 year old son has seen you login and out of Windows and Linux so much that he can do it himself.
You have more groceries inside your keyboard than in your fridge.
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